Reblogged maitoparrakas
generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
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SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...
What 2 bad I think...
Enpä tiiä mitä just söin mut kai se oli syötäväksi kelpaavaa (?)
EI.
Voi ressukkaa
Tää ei ollu se mitä aattelin, ku multa kysyttiin, että nielenkö...
...kellää tietoo kuinka tiukasti Suomen laki suhtautuu kannibalismiin?
Ehdinkö kaivaa vielä hautani ennen ruokailua, että pääsen sinne taivaaseen saman tien?
ei vittu
Uhka ja mahdollisuus on läsnä
Oon niin onnellinen et tein tän nikin "kuha on..." meemin aikaan 2010-luvul tosin ruodon syönti voi olla vähän haastavaa 😅
siis syönkö mää sen hissin vai vesihiiden
onko pupucino pupuaiheinen cappuccino tai pupulle tarkoitettu puppuccino? söisin!
Hmm🤔 Mimmonenkojan sijaispatja oon :D
helpoin haaste ikinä
Reblogged longlostpath
Reblogged galahadwilder
Punk band UK Subs were detained upon entering the US and kept locked up for 24 hours with little to eat or drink and no sleep before being sent back to London.
They had the correct paperwork for their visit.
Basically don't bother going to the US folks, waste of your time and money.
Notes are a binfire on this one. Handy blocklist if you fancy reading what a bunch of cunts have to say.
Reblogged galahadwilder
some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
Reblogged napaholic-ivy
Russian handwriting
I’ll forever be amused at the Russian word “deprived” (лишили) in cursive, which looks like
for people wondering how the hell that works
I still don’t know how the hell that works.
See, to me it looks a lot like ‘minimum’ in English cursive:
Ok not so bad right? But it gets worse…
Like… what even is this?
Can’t tell me that’s a word right? But it is! Sure you could dot the i’s, but would it really help?
Yes. Yes it would.
barbaric-gentleman
Why the fuck would language evolve in such a completely illogical way like this
fuck every last bit of this
Humans invented writing as a way of communicating information and it’s pretty great on the whole but we maybe did not adequately prepare for depreciation in legibility
Reblogged saltpixiefibercraft
Anna Forsvik, 1870-1957, Sweden.
Reblogged haberdashing
in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.
they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)
but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.
to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.
everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.
Reblogged bambiraptorr
wouldnt it be a poetic end if 4chan and tumblr die soon after each other
Reblogged haberdashing
Air Afrique: Air Afrique was a Pan-African airline that was mainly owned by many West African countries for most of its history. It was established as the official transnational carrier for francophone West and Central Africa, because many of these countries did not have the capability to create and maintain a national airline, and had its headquarters in Abidjan, Ivory Coast. The carrier was a member of the International Air Transport Association (IATA) as well as the French Union’s smaller IATA-like ATAF. source
Reblogged longlostpath
Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...
Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?
Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you
Reblogged lastweekseyeliner
The snow outside - Kaoru Yamada
Japanese , b. 1975 -
Reblogged haberdashing
Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic
No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes
Reblogged galahadwilder
Sir Terry Pratchett is a master of the written word but he ain’t shit for the way he trained me to accept dumb naming conventions because i got three missed calls on my phone from Scam Likely and I spent like half a day wondering who I knew named Scam.
Discworld Heritage Post
Mr. Scam Likely of the Ankh-Morpork Thieves’ Guild
Reblogged galahadwilder
I'm not allowed to play paladin with one of my playgroups anymore, because the last time I did, one of the rogues in my party decided kill a townsperson in front of me "just to see what would happen," and the moment she did I used a smite evil and killed her instantly. Everyone else (except the DM) thought it was a dick move that I basically forced her to roll an entirely new character after one night.
That's the only proper way to play a paladin.
You pick a fight, you get the smite.
"it's what my character would do" says the rogue.
"samesys!" Says the paladin, cheerfully rolling a nat 20 smite to destroy the rogue.
"everyone else except the DM thought it was a dick move" you and your DM need to get better players