this is how bernie can still win

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go back to party city where you belong

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

Sir, if you don’t mind my saying, I’m a little concerned. I’ve seen you go through similar phases in…

i really do care for the wellbeing of the cameraman responsible for these shots

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart

Protect Shia LaBeouf he’s a little weird but he’s not hurting anybody

Exactly.

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA