this moderna commercial just went "the pandemic may be over, but covid 19 isnt going anywhere. covid is still among the top 5 leading causes of death"... wow... its almost like the pandemic isnt over.
[ID: tweet by Dr Ellie Murral, ScD
"Is covid back?" is such a ridiculous framing.
It never went away, and we have seen an increase at exactly this time of year for the past 3 years.
Might as well say:
"Is school back? Despite a quiet summer, classrooms across the country are increasingly full of children." /END ID
hell world!!!! hell world!!!! hell world!!!!
"Small government."
Electronic smart cars like most Teslas can and will record location information which will be turned over to the police
[ID: A tweet from @\graeme_0 reading "the neurodivergent urge to think you can solve any problem by just explaining things more and better and more and better" /end ID]
everyone say thanks to the four bears that gave you autism today
“And that cross-eyed bear that you gave to me! You you oughta know!”
everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
It’s almost as if focusing on eradicating the factors that drive people to addiction, rather than criminalizing the addiction itself, has a better outcome. who would’ve guessed 🤔🤔🤔
OKAY WAIT I HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING.
One of the other consequences is that Lisbon now does have a drug problem… with fake drugs. Seriously. People are hawking flour as ‘cocaine’ and ground bay leaves as ‘hashish’ to tourists on the street. The police have run anti-bay-leaf campaigns, but they can’t arrest these dealers because the items they’re selling are perfectly legal, and technically if a tourist is stupid enough to buy flour and think it’s cocaine, that’s their own fault.
I’m tired of advertising. All of it. I don’t want any ads even for things I like. Even if I would 100% buy it. It’s INSANE that we just accept that people can throw a business flier in our face at any time of day in any setting. Aren’t you mad? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?
they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself
Hey I know I have a bit of a reputation for being a hater on this app but I just want to say, even by my standards, Barbie fucking sucked
There's a part in this movie where they compare the Kens learning about patriarchy to the genocide of indigenous people via smallpox
Who was Adam Young’s infernal mother???? Like was there some demoness who got a really important job or did Satan go to some random human woman like “hey wanna be the evil Mother Mary?”?? Or did he create Adam by like….budding or something?
yeah i’ve been thinking about it a lot too
What’s your fucking problem??
If you don’t like his music, you don’t have to listen.
oh. oh my god. I’m so sorry
I 100% can’t tell if you’re joking or not but we’re not talking about Adam Young the American singer and songwriter behind Owl City
We’re talking about Adam Young the fictional antichrist from the 1990 British absurdist comedy novel Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Assimilate // 2019
Part 1 of an on-going body of work
I had to redact one of my photos since tumblr staff lied about nudity being allowed in art apparently