trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

post paused, let’s talk about this now

you can’t fucking do this to me

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

AND sexualizing it. this is your fault btw

It makes me happy when they listen

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (2004) Dir. Jared Hess

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name.  Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.

The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.

I Blocked The Call's Number, and The Call Got A New Phone And Called Again

Please Help The Call is Stalking Me

I Told The Call To Take Me Off The Call List And Got Laughed At

#justcastiel2k — day one: light

anyone want pics of my holes?

My favorite responses to this post so far

and finally, god please no

You want to know how I know your daddy, don’t you? Let’s just say that everything about your whole little world was decided over 200 years ago. Now you can stay here with him, but when his tin can soldier friends take this place— and they gonna take this place— they will kill you and everybody here. Or you could come meet your makers.

FALLOUT 1.08: “The Beginning”

Spot the difference

I’m from a place where the worst someone can do to you is forget to say thank you. bonus (#wilderness progress):

ELLA PURNELL as LUCY MACLEAN Fallout | 1.01: The End

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

Things that work in fiction but not real life

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

Obsessed with my group of friends who ALL approve of me telling a cop I'm gonna write her name in my Death Note