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i̶̛̪̗͙̬̹͍̩̱͐ͮ̊̄̽͌̏̾̽͐ͬ̈́̀ͫ̉̚t̷̷̲̬̜̟̘̒̃ͦ̓͋ͯͬ̽́̍ͩͨ̈́ ̴͎͎̤͉̺͚̹̤͖̞ͭ͂̅ͫ̀̚͠c̵̡̹͉̤̥̬̩̜̮̺͖̙̮͖̻̼͉͎̰̫͋͗ͩ̈́̔͋ͬ͊ͩ̎͑ͫͯͣ̏̎́a̸͉̼͇̜̗̎͛́͛̒ͦ̔̓ͧͣ͞l͌̀̃͐̏̂̀͜͏̺̗͖̳̦̟̰ͅĺ̶̛͔͍̖̻͔̹̺̼̮̺̠̝̖͊̃̾͆̀ͨͥͫͭͪͯ͆̉́e̸̵̴̴̦̣͈̻̺͉̹̞̤̙̺͈ͣͭ̔ͥͧͮͅͅd̷̡̡͙̣̜̙̻̯͍͍͈̉̓̈͌ͬ̏͊ͫͬ̍̌ͬ̔ͯ̋ ̵̨͇̳̖̱͕͚͇̟͔̠̿̓͛̈͗̋ͭ̈́m̃̔̿͆̑̌͂ͬ̓ͬͥ̐̈́͏̝̥̪̘͍͈̱̀e̖̫̰͉̬͔̻̬̗̣ͫ̈̈́ͭ̏̈́ͩͥ̐̇̚͠ ̷̡̠̠̙̼ͭ͗̚͘ṕ͍̝͔͙̫̳̫̳̖ͣͭͫͤ̽ͬ̾͐̾͐ͤͫͦ͆͐͆͡͞͞u̢͖̹̪̰͋ͥ̐͆ͤ͌ͪͥͥͨ̈ͪͭ̈͐́́ͅs̵͇̼͖̫̼̣̼̈́ͤ̋͌̎̋ͥ̿ͧͪͨͥ̑͐ͮ͋s̵̪̟̻̝͈̓̔̈ͣ̿̊͂̓̐̽̋ͯ̏̒ͮ̀͜y̡͉͇̞͇͉̑͂̐ͮͫ̐ͯ̕͘͜͞ͅ

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I hate it when doctors interrupt something important

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lol I can’t be the only one am I right?

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Thank god for gupta that was a close one

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beeshibe

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

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voidbat

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

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