bisexual blast

i havent stopped thinking about samurai wojak its definitely my favorite one i've ever seen down to the fact it uses my favorite face that's like "OOOOOOOOOGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i want to give the creator of this image money. i want to print this out and frame it.

@logmore didnt you make this?

Somebody else drew the head, but i decided he looked like a samurai so i gave him a warrior's body

you're my hero

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

take your time

some sort of moodboard

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18750-Wildflower-Dr-Penn-Valley-CA-95946/19445420_zpid/?

yeah i fucking bet it is

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

i believe we've reached a consensus

HOLY FUCK.

I checked. I did the math. I converted it into hexadecimal.

The color hex code is #3b5273.

It's literally Tumblr Blue.

Wait. I just looked at what Xkit calls "old blue".

The hex for that is #36465d. It's darker, but that is to be expected because the poll restricted the possible values to only the color space where the sum of all 3 colors adds up to 255, so that removes a variable. You expect the saturation and value to be different just because of that - the saturation and value are 42% and 36% respectively for Tumblr Blue, while for this color they're 49% and 45%. It's a bit lighter blue, with a tiiiiny bit more saturation.

If you just look at the hue angle, however, that's completely unconstrained.

The hue angle for Tumblr Blue is 215°.

The hue angle for this color is...

215°.

You didn't just make "Tumblr Blue"

You made pretty much as close as this poll could've POSSIBLY GOTTEN to the actual fucking Xkit-defined "Tumblr Blue".

(for the record, if you wanted to truly get Tumblr Blue with this poll, the actual closest you could've gotten would've been 25% red, 32% green, 43% blue)

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

the part in a JRPG where u sneak onto a pirate ship but get caught and have to break out of jail

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING IN TF2 THAN HAVING A RANDOM STRANGER START CROUCHING AND TAUNTING AT YOU EVEN IF THEY’RE ON THE OPPOSITE TEAM

tf2 heritage post

I.like facebook now

capitalism breeds innovation

Yeah that will do it.

improved

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