Making a box for the PokΓ©mon Hanafuda cards and I ended up making it a set
laptop with seven fold-out screens
Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday π₯³π
Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion β¨
Good news, everyone!! π
Fraternization
this is BEAUTIFUL
What the fuck did I just watch???
an INSPIRING exchange between two ADORABLE bears who LOVE each other
Polar Bear Cafe
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
Oh for gods sake kids itβs like piercing an ear - thatβs why you put a doorframe in - you donβt hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. Itβs like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It wonβt scab over with a doorframe in it. Youβve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out
Oh my goodness what an honor to be Calvinβs dad
By Czeck writer Karel Δapek, inventor of the term βrobotβ as well!
This is one of my husbandβs favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. Iβm pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.
This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like βare you trying to meet god?β and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying βwoah thatβs a lot of coffeeβ
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
obsessed with cats that bark
tread on, outlaw
thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.
A small collection (feel free to add):
@staff You're not very subtle.
boost this shit and donβt spend a damn penny on any of their silly checkmarks or whatever until they do something about this
wow this post is more than half a year old...
souvenir
Seviper