what if… we blinked slowly at each other… and we were both animals that recognise this as a gesture of trust 😳😳😳
planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is
me, 10, who will never be the same again:
trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic
So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫
Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk
this post is a mess
literally only on tumblr can you find posts like this and it’s the only reason we stay
Wild
in a bar surrounded by beautiful women all staring at me admiringly as i tell them everything i know about crows and other corvids
there is a crow on my shoulder also and they are all enchanted and delighted by him
i tell them he's my wingman and i'm the only person in the bar anyone wants to talk to for the rest of the night
good morning to bisexuals, halloween enthusiasts, she/theys, community college students, people who shoplift at walmart, goths, eldest daughters, gay baristas who get mean when it’s busy, phoebe bridgers stans, vodka drinkers, men with curly hair, people who listen to classical music on public transit, and professional dog walkers
Willow by cupidsvault
i can’t think straight.
Ness County News, Kansas, June 5, 1897
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
hey boys
you can really tell when a villain is gay-coded because their creator thinks gays are weird and icky vs. because their creator is gay and thinks they’re hot
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
“—and in longing she bites her tender mind”
— Sappho, excerpt of “Fragment 96”, in If Not, Winter (tr. by Anne Carson)