My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
i need Attention more than oxygen tbh
tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember
Who do you think is in the car?! #PrettyLittleLiars
me, driving away from this bullshit
What's ur sign
I have 4 moods; hungry, horny, sleepy & cuddly. I am all 4 at once 95% of the time.
I'm made of glitter, water, and anxiety
That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.
I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it