bigg yikes

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

No child ever: I'm so sad because my mom didn't buy me the limited edition Lucky Charms cereal with Sam's Club Marshmallows in it

Real btw

I bought these for my son Jared and he reported me to the ethics department for unionizing

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

What if splinters worked the same way as getting bitten by a werewolf and the victim would slowly start acting like a tree. Wouldn’t that be fucked

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

hair is so funny like lol there’s lines coming out of my head

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

i am either the clingiest person alive or i don’t talk to you for weeks. there is no in between

The moon dressed as Saturn.

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

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