My Kingdom of Nerd

hi i’m guy fieri and welcome to dungeons dragons and dives

“You come upon a small town: Flavortown.”

Patrick is the real star of the show but Spongebob soaks up all the attention.

help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying” “eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer” “…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.” “yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”

religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion

“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”

“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”

“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”

Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing

When I first started playing Pathfinder I thought “craft” meant like “watercraft” and I gave a ton of it to my Barbarian so I wouldn’t be useless running with the two pirates in our group.

Mid game my DM was like “No… Like… Arts and crafts.”

And I was like “Fuck it he knits, is there any yarn on the ship?”

DM: *Rolls dice* … *Looks up* This shipment is nothing but yarn.

Me: I’m going to knit a sweater.

DM: What’s your craft score again? *Looks at page*………………. Don’t even roll…

DM: So you all pull into port wearing sweaters beautifully knitted by our goddamned Barbarian.

Ragtag group of scoundrels & assassins: Yay!

i generally don’t reblog this post much because if i did that for every example someone reblogged this with i’d spam everyone’s feed, but i love this

Man, I love donuts.

those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!

Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!

I’m on mobile what is this

Donuts.

im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.

its onigiri

Jelly-filled donuts

Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches. 

just for emphasis: im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

I’m sorry but this is not even sushi, it I so nigiri. The name sushi implies that it has raw fish or the like made into the dish and all I see is fuckin rice.

What are you people on about. These are donuts. Delicious, jelly filled, sweet donuts.

mmm those jelly filled donuts are making me hungry ;A;

That is clearly an onigiri or rice ball

Well CLEARLY, you are wrong!

Well maybe you should do some research, and if your joking good job

I don’t think donuts are a joking matter, that’s offensive.

these are definitely jelly filled donuts and now i’m hungry

Oh gosh what a surprise 😂👏🏻

Me, looking at this disaster of a movie’s trailer on t.v…

So Lordi were epic.

bRO

Holy fuck just found the source on this too. 

It’s an entire comic <3

Artist is Hong Jacga

i kept scrolling down expecting a punchline but no this is just a kickin’ rad adaption of that scene from ESB!!!! or, wait, of… the entire movies?????? omg

@angelrin89 

DANG DAT ART

YOU CAN READ IT ALL HERE Y’ALL. *whispers* for free

Oh god. Wow.

I- I just can’t get over Zuko and his arc. Everything he did - everything - was out of this insane drive to prove everyone wrong, to prove that he was worth something, and it amazes me that he never realized just how valuable he already was. 

His sister tells him ‘You waste all your time playing with knives. You’re not even good!’ and he masters dual swords.

His sister is a prodigy and he’s told he’ll never catch up. He learns from dragons. He trains the Avatar. He takes her down (with the help of a very skilled waterbender)

He’s left behind by his mother, cast out by his father, hunted by his sister, and Zuko still learns unconditional love. 

His father tells him he’s worthless and unloved, that he was ‘lucky to be born,’ and he becomes a man that the world is proud of. 

Anything his family said to him, he managed to turn around and build on it. He thrived on it, exploded from it, turned all the negativity into a positive path and it’s just… it’s amazing.

There’s just no end to my love for this character. No fucking end. 

Bonus: The weak, banished prince has fangirls for all the ages. Take that, Ozai.

@grunklesphinx said: dipper: (deep voice) i was a wimp before anchor arms! now, i’m a jerk and everybody loves me!

him proud

In 1916, the average person owned a horse and was considered “rich” if they owned a car. In 2016, it’s the other way around.

Ulix Crew, Bayou Gremlins, Malifaux, Wyrd Miniatures.

2016 Painted Model Count:201

These are fantastic.

If Wayne’s World was made today Wayne and Garth would be YouTube stars

Can you imagine if they did a whole X-Men film where nothing catastrophic happened? Like just think of the opening shot being zoomed in on Erik’s face, furrowed brow and pure Magneto tension “We already tried your way, Charles,” he starts as he has many times “Now we try my way.” The camera zooms out and he and Xavier are just building IKEA furniture while Hank actually reads the instructions. 

X-Men: Domestic Home Life

I would watch the crap out of that movie.