"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"
"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"
the caption did not adequately prepare me
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
Traditional Turkish Ice Cream
We’ve spent too much time on the people who think the Covid vaccine has microchips and not enough time on people like this
Look at the date.
All the people making fun of her and saying it's sad that she's doing this must not know about long COVID or the effects it can have or how some people (like me) get such bad autonomic dysfunction after COVID that they lose their ability to eat and drink over the next several months.
You cannot be serious. You cannot believe this is a normal response to sitting well behind a person who may have a slight chance of having a disease that you were vaccinated for. Unless, perhaps, you're suggesting the vaccines aren't enough protection? But then, that would be heresy against The Science...at least, the 2020-2021 version.
I remember a post from 2022 or so. Lady had a cloth mask, a second mask on top, and a face shield.
She complained about people looking at her funny in the airport.
Guys...
waves of disrespect
Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to our favorite Irish pug
this is the gif btw.. gore warning
me walking in on my dragon husband in the living room at the exact moment he finishes his all-daylight saturday edging session
Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, restraining order.
Big poro?
Frien
*hugs*
I wouldn't be surprised if you told me that scarf is the only thing holding Mewtwo's arm on.
Ok, I'd be surprised, but only because I read your mind.
Oak takes off the scarf. Arm falls off
“…oh.”
Just a ditto on it, worked for Green in the Manga right?
how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
Money
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- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- 54 ways to save money
- How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- how to get free therapy
- how to prevent a hangover
- a list of stress relievers
- how to remove a splinter
Emergency
- rights when cops pull you over
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car
- how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- choosing a major
- job interview tips
- how to stop procrastinating
- How to write cover letters
Travel
- ultimate packing list
- traveling when you have no money
- best way to pack a suitcase
- how to apply for a passport
- how to make a travel budget
Better You
Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school
Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.
Ima need this eventually
same fam.
reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir
reblogging so i
have it for when i leave school
in a year yessir
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
A little highland cow named Daisy 🌼