Hi. It’s me, Kalie, or as you better know me, Nippleiplier.
This account, as of April 1st, will be deleted.
I’ve spend upwards of four years in this fandom supporting mark and his friends, while making some friends of my own. Although it is finally time. It’s time for me to move on. Everyone has been amazing and it’s been a wonderful four years.
Thank you all so much for being awesome.
With love,
Nippleiplier, a.k.a. Kalie
Hi. It’s me, Kalie, or as you better know me, Nippleiplier.
This account, as of April 1st, will be deleted.
I’ve spend upwards of four years in this fandom supporting mark and his friends, while making some friends of my own. Although it is finally time. It’s time for me to move on. Everyone has been amazing and it’s been a wonderful four years.
Thank you all so much for being awesome.
With love,
Nippleiplier, a.k.a. Kalie
This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things
Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.
This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….
A true martyr.
The look in his eyes is majestic.
I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job
he got banned for this too.
he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!
Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.
Our hero returns.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I needed this.
CHASE IS THAT YOU
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.
my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.
The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.
A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.
Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm
Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE
BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.
ALWAYS REBLOG
not blog related, but I’m not an asshole
keep your animal friends safe.
Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost
I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t
This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning
:(
keep your smol and furry friends safe <3
yo WHAT THE FUCK
if you’re fucking sick enough to do this yOU CAN GO FUCKING ROT IN HELL
WHO WILL MISS YOU? NO ONE
FIRST OF ALL FUCK ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DROP KICK UR ASS INTO NEXT THURSDAY, WAIT THE WEEK AND A HALF, AND THEN KILL YOU
Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack
Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog
True
Port-a-puppy
“Not yet.”
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
these
are
the
best
movies
ever
Egg.
if this isn’t inspirational idk what is
This is holographic projection of a whale. It is a photographic process that produces images, thanks to the differences between 2 laser beams. These images are projected on to a gym using a special camera. There is not a drop of water in the gym, let alone a whale.
Flippin cool. That is all.
What are you talking about thats a fucking whale
i cannot get over how well this looks for as brightly lit a room they are in!!! usually you need absolute darkness to make something this realistic
THE FUTURE IS NOW AND DREAMS ARE REAL LONG LIVE HOLOWHALES
