internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

I HATE

I HATE IT

Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

the dick must be insane

I think Bruce was a chip off the ol block

A toxic trait of mine is that sometimes when dragon age is going on about how many people died in the Chantry explosion my first thought is "it was just Hightown"

"you're laughing. An anarchist blew up a megachurch in the richy-rich mcmansion part of town, and you think it's funny." I mean, a little bit.

throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think

@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate

um. what?

you heard the man heterotron activate

you want what

yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

yiké

just don’t do that

i just spent entirely too long on this

when the function got moths and larvae

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality