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Almighty Shit-Lord

@phrygianskittles / phrygianskittles.tumblr.com

I'm Gabriel and I'm 27. I live in SoCal and I'll probably be posting video game, anime, stupid jokes, gay shit, and politics.
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So Biden just announced plans to hand out pardons for federal convictions of Marijuana possession.

"The parties are the same!! Don't vote!!!"

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k-eke

Be careful princess  🌸

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

I love everything about this!

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terezis

you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.

by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well

i’ve met a lot of wizards who say it doesn’t work like that because wizard is like doctor

“i didn’t go to wizard school for ten years to be called MR. EVIL.”

sorcerers do work like that though if you marry a sorcerer you also become a sorcerer

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