i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

Frank’s idea of fixing things

me trying to comfort my friends

Bored

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BEING HURT BY THIS BUT NOPE. I WAS WRONG.

BRB having emotion.

What’s one of the most Clint Barton things you’ve done?

I once broke my toe taking off my pants.

I burned all the skin off my thumb with a pop tart.

I chipped a tooth during a pillow fight.

Wound up on crutches after a game of frisbee.

I bent back both thumb nails trying to break a square off a frozen Hershey bar.

I once threw out my back while sitting and drinking a soda

i need both hands to count the number of times i have unintentionally fought flat surfaces with my face.

Tie between “all the times I chased painkillers with a can of iced espresso before shooting my bow” and “the specific time I coached a cub scout with a broken arm and got him his archery badge.” being #soproud of young archers getting their crazy on is very Clint. ;)

Finished (and won) a fencing tournament after cracking a rib, protecting same with a piece of cardboard shoved up my jacket.

Got distracted by something shiny, fell off my horse, took a jump down with my face, and then flashed an Olympian and her mother while explaining why I wasn’t riding.