i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

this is me sjsksjkjks

having friends who like each other more than they like you

@ god…. why would u make me so full of love but so bad at loving

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

this is my thank you

hello i miss everyone i hope ur doing great, im doing just fine :,)

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

The Three Acts by Helping Writers Become Authors

example of structure for english composition paper

Cinemafuckingtography right there

To that one aunt everyone has

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

Last pic lmao

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

wh….