A lot of people who have kids never wanted them. What we should be asking is why DID they have them.

robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

He’s correct

:)

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

are u ready

I’m really smart and beautiful and sometimes I don’t believe that but that doesn’t stop it from being true

pov my vagina is actually a portal to hell