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i think literally constantly about kurt vonnegut saying he doesn't like to write about real true love because once you put that in a story it's all readers care about
also think about this in combination sometimes and smile. it's sweet.
genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit
Took me a while, but i finally got around to draw one of these for each Vessel. So here are all the of them together 🖤
just saw the new image for the Doctor Who Beatles episode
BONUS:
Thought they should have a portrait together aswell🫶🏻
I want to know more about your 12 and yaz thoughts!
I'm imagining a 12 between s9 and s10 and Yaz post "The Power of the Doctor". Yaz would, at first, not say anything about anything, and she'd try very hard but she's not that great of a liar. 12 would also not say anything because they recognize the signs of "companion I haven't met yet" and also "companion I kind of fucked up" and "companion who caught feelings" and wow are they not touching that with a ten foot pole. but she's smart and brave and determined and kind of prickly so of course they let her hang around - and she's running through all the mantras she picked up from the companions support group, like not all Doctors are your Doctor and don't let them use you. The horrible part is that 12's mean streak feels almost comforting. That the not-quite is good enough, that she needs to work at not letting herself fall back in at the Doctor's side. The shitty feeling of running after scraps from someone who will become who you want them to be, but only after you've gone. But also: whee, adventure!! How had she ever managed to convince herself that staying on Earth was better than this?
She'd tell the Doctor that they're a woman, later, and that fact would sit in their chest like a stone. Getting her to say anything else would be like pulling teeth - would that be fucking up the timelines? Would that be giving away the parts of the Doctor that are hers alone? Better not, just to make sure. Clara and River are haunting the narrative. Missy is in the basement. (Nardole is rolling his eyes.) Either the timelines will smooth themselves back out and the Doctor will forget this happened, or they won't, and they'll do what they do knowingly. They are both extremely aware of this. Like I said, chunky!
#the bad decisions dinosaur of doctor/companion pairings#it's the 90's#she's wearing baby doll tshirts and parachute pants#12 is physically unable to stop listening to “Song 2” by Blur#Missy would looooove fucking with Yaz. cat playing with a mouse before it eats it.#dr who#deep thoughts with whifferdills (via @whifferdills)
‘After the Sitting’ by John Koch (American, 1909-1978)
sick pervert (affectionate)
The divine right of kings but it's a curse
You will wear the crown, you have no choice, the spikes growing on your head have a metal sheen to them and coalesce into a mock halo. You will command, for your voice is a terrible thing, you are a terrible thing. You will be just, and you will be fair, for any grievances you cause to your people scar your body and leave lasting pain and false promises sizzle on your tongue like hot oil. Your god is watching and it won't forget what your ancestor did and it won't let you go
my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits
*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the 2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-
I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
Guards, dissect this man
No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour
Guards, sous vide this man
Guards, prepare this man for dinner
Guards, rend this man asunder
Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him
this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
ultimate sex political compass
I think the next step is a movie released exclusively through camrip
Evolution of the "found footage" concept.
Uncanny audience might be an angle to explore? As the film gets more and more horrifying the cheering and laughing intensifies. Whooping and clapping at poorly angled terrors.
the newest fundie fridays compared the art of clowning to drag and now im working on a theorem, i need scholarly input to finish it
petplay where your owner isn't human, it's just a larger & more dominant stray dog
