"But you already wrote that trope."

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera's perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as "me" really did die that day, and it's just like "jfc, gimme a BREAK"

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile "ill always be at your service my liege" and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

big brain only

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

who wants to see the worst poem i've ever read in my life

Jerking Off Versus the Titan Submarine Disaster

When you jerk off in the shower

it’s like a marine disaster.

I think of all those people

washed down the drain.

Marc Jacobs, “Jerking Off Versus the Titian Submarine Disaster” from Jerking Off Versus the Titian Submarine Disaster. Copyright 2023 by Marc Jacobs

Some kid named Dylan put his name in by mistake and we all worked together to make this ominous message

Realizing the bad guy in Se7en actually didn’t do his research.

i love you adult women on tumblr i'm glad we all still have blogs

Roman Todd and Devy | MEN’s First Class Fuckfest

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FUCKEN

WIMDY

Nokia 6103

Wig

pokemon

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting

therapy isn’t enough i need to write a fanfiction where my favorite character goes through the same trauma