phineas and ferb but everything is ambiguous and mundane

im sorry but this is SO funny and i was jsut OVERCOME with a need to transcribe it

theres a hundred and four days of summer vacation

and school comes along just to end it

so the annual problem for our generation

is finding a good way to spend it

like maybe

building

fighting

climbing

discovering somethin’

or a shower

surfin’

creating

locating frank

finding a bird

painting

and driving

as you can see theres stuff

gonna do it

gonna do it

MOM!

Phineas and Ferb are doing things ambiguously and mundane!

witchy mushroom

“all powerful entity falls head over heels for the first shit ass mcnobody who dared to call them a bitch to their face” is, perhaps not the absolute best trope but it’s definitely up there I’d say

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

i couldn’t rest until i made this

Every inkling has Splat Tim in their DNA

I’m sorry I’m trying to read the subtitles.

Paper Mario: [Follows a straightforward narrative structure]

Speedrunners:

CROWCORE

you must be

Four years on T vs. Nine years on T.

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

I’m the real estate agent that sells obviously haunted houses to nice white families that want to get away from it all.

I would like to give you my business. I’m tryin to die penniless and leave nothing but a found footage film to my kids in the will

Then oh boy, do I have the forest cottage for you! Far from anyone that could help you, it has a gorgeous view of a lake where dozens of people have gone missing. There’s a rumor of a killer that raises from the water, but this place has an excellent porch

Is there a small, dark washing room in the basement corner that’s at least ten degrees colder than the rest of the house? That’s a must.

Yes. And there’s a latch window that always seems to swing open in the middle of the night.

Wonderful! I especially love how cell receptionist patchy at best, making any attempted outgoing call to the police as dramatic as possible.

I think you’ll also love how it’ll immediately become pitch black as soon as the clock strikes 5:00 pm no matter the time of year. There’s also no stars for some reason.

Did the previous owner leave any religious iconography that could slowly appear to distort and corrupt over time, or will I need to furnish that myself?

Let’s just say I definitely didn’t put these area rugs here myself to cover a few ornate symbols drawn in blood 😇

You’ve got a sale!

This post deserves so many more notes. I could not breathe the other day trying to read this out loud to my mom it was so fucking funny

The distinction:

Galaxy brain indicates intelligience of something (can go in either direction)

Pooh indicates level of refinement and/or pretentiousness

Red Eyes Guy indicates level of appeal to personal taste