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I like you but I want to kill you

@ilikeyoubutiwanttokillyou / ilikeyoubutiwanttokillyou.tumblr.com

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Everyone, take your seats. It’s your first day of law school, which means we’re already behind. I am Professor Christopher Castillo. This is Criminal Law 100. Or, as my mentor liked to call it…

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lyricvl

[ID a large sign that reads, in all caps, “I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it” in white letters over a black background. End id]

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dutchster
me: *opens camera about to take a selfie*
me: *realises how ugly i am*
me: *closes camera and acts like nothings happened*
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kyloren
The hall looked spectacular. Festoons of holly and mistletoe hung all around the walls, and no less than twelve towering Christmas trees stood around the room, some sparkling with tiny icicles, some glittering with hundreds of candles.
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