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Reblog if you’re taller than Crash Bandicoot
Isn’t this the pancake boy?
No.
fruitsgood
it is absolutely the pancake boy
proofs?
fruitsgood
BEHOLD!!!!!!
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#that’s it that’s the show
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2errrrrkkk
Soap Shopping With Kendrick Lamar & Shaq
sipthisslow
Lmao how Kendrick was holding the soaps.
Stop what you are doing and watch this right fucking now
roxyroxyroxy
LMFAO omg
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neko-crimson
what the actual fuck
pidge-gunson
Men don’t know women can pee
jerseydevilslesbianlover
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
how does shit like that get published
I feel like my eyes were just assaulted
Just in case any of you feel bad about your writing, this is an extract from John Updike’s Witches of Eastwick, one of few authors to win a Pulitzer Prize more than once and be heralded for his literary genius.
You’re doing fine.
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Great British Baking Show judges during the technical challenge
Mary: Paul, your forbidden fruit gilded currant plait looks delightful
Paul: Mary, the key to this bake is to have grown up your entire life with the sole intention of baking this exactly once and then dying
Mary: you've been rather scarce on the instructions, haven't you?
Paul: yes, I really want to test the baker's knowledge of the arcane, so I've left them a simple note to go fuck themselves and a loaded gun
Mary: oh you are cruel Paul! *they both chuckle and put both entire hands into the baked good before them*
the only four moods I ever experience during the summer
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thatsthat24
One of the most versatile actors in our time.
p o w e r s t a n c e
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adam PLEASE
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This is Spagary. He’s fat so we get to play with him until he tires out. 11/10 would adopt
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Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.