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nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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me: I love Animal Crossing it's so peaceful and relaxing
fish: *doesn't swim directly toward my bobber*
me: you motherfucking piece of shit fish, I'm going to fucking catch you and send you straight to fish hell where you fucking belong
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BREAKING NEWS

Hi, Coffee-and-Crisps here with breaking news!

Kylie Jenner wore a wig to a photo shoot!

Holy shit! How would we ever go on with our lives, if we never knew of this horribly news that the wonderful world has bestowed upon us?! SHE WORE A WIG!!! She wore a blonde wig, at that! I mean, we all know she's a brunette! Who does she think she's fooling!?

Again, this has been Coffee-and-Crisps covering this horrendous breaking news. Thank you. Good night.

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hotelmario

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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