legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

get ready for an exuberant summer

not going to harp on about it bc it’s outside this blog’s wheelhouse, but I love how people on 4chan discuss canned fish the way other people talk about indie music

in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

where's Crucifixion Kaiba on this easter

this one?

A thing that sticking with me about Dune Part2 [SPOILERS] once Paul takes the waters of life, he stops being the protagonist. The film isn’t from his POV anymore, we don’t see his visions, the camera rarely meets him at eye level. He’s not a character anymore, but a force people must navigate.

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

Yup

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

The human condition.

what if it was all just a dream?

fuck 12