why is eye imagery so fucking sexy. like. just slapping a bunch of extra eyes on something, the more the better. why does that fuck so hard.
^ people with taste be like
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why is eye imagery so fucking sexy. like. just slapping a bunch of extra eyes on something, the more the better. why does that fuck so hard.
^ people with taste be like
is this something
Like that VA was so good I had to dig my tumblr password out of the garbage just to talk about
When sinister forces watch your every move, you can feel alone. But not all watching eyes are unfriendly and an UPRISING can be just a hopeful memory away.
Featuring “There Was a Tearing,” written by Caroline Devlin and performed by Dell Robertson-Glenn. Music by Eric Matyas, Blue Dot Sessions, and Patrick Lieberkind.
Eyy check out this thing I wrote. I really can't get over how great the voice actor is.
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks
op do u take constructive criticism ?
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I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.
with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.
Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.
“Babe, dinner’s ready”
the climax really delivered
for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr
is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?
this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you
Changing my tinder profile to ‘please rub my back and then leave’
by far the best genre of fiction ever invented is short comics about women meeting ghosts/monsters/goddesses/whatever that are ALSO women and them inevitably ending up in love w each other
me, seeing a comic on tumblr starting up w a woman talking about the local spirit of the woods and how she wishes to escape her dull life: ohohoho! i believe she may end up escaping through means she does not anticipate!!
AN ILLUSTRATED DOUBLE-SIDED BIFOLIUM FROM THE NAHJ AL-FARADIS: THE TWO HELLS RESERVED FOR MISERS AND FLATTERERS COMMISSIONED BY SULTAN ABU SA’ID GURKAN, TIMURID HERAT, CIRCA 1465
Uyghur manuscript, opaque pigments and gold on paper.
Christie’s
they could be a crab
Four hours into Monday it was already A Wholeass Week