Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

laios in ep 15

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Ep.08.02- Slumber Party Mayorssacre

"The Stoppables"

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else

wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else

the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

me playing pokemon violet like

i like to imagine that my team would do exactly this every time my tinkaton would use gigaton hammer

glenn, henry, darryl

my hot take is none of phil's 'wild northern childhood anecdotes' are actually at all weird he just phrases things in a funny way. dan lost his mind abt the whole dog warden thing and the literal story was just 'i won a school contest as a kid and got to meet the mayor of a small town'. when i was that age i was in the newspaper for making a flute out of a sweet potato small english primary schools were just LIKE that. this is not a dig btw it's just proof phil is a comedy genius bc he makes all these very normal things sound absolutely bizarre just by stringing words together in a way no human being has ever previously managed

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

They've been giving cats stupid names forever, huh. 🥰

Religion: Catholic

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

ROTUND

artistic rendition

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

not a single post about phil reading 'how do you feel about your education' as 'how do you feel about ejaculating'. smh. we've changed.

"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer