"What would life be without a little salsa?"

“Meghan is destroying the royal family!”

i love this new era of “period dramas but it’s horny” works we’ve been getting à la emma 2020 and bridgerton. like yes creators u understand me… i am a hoe but a hoe who wants to frolic in a field in an empire waist dress and yell when my beloved touches my ungloved hand <3 it’s about the balance baby!

every single time a season of crown drops it's always

average people: oh wow i knew the british royal family was bad but not this bad

pro-royalists: um no 😊. it's a drama sweetie. 😊 it's a dramatisation. 😊 it's exaggerated. 😊 they're just loving parents 😊

historians: Actually They're Way Worse Here Are My Five Peer Reviewed Papers Proving That

Watching The Crown is like

Here’s the Horrible Royal Family Secrets you already know!

And HERE’s the Horrible Royal Family Secrets you DON’T know!

HELP I FOUND THE TWEET

‘clair de lune’ by debussy but you’re wandering down the halls of your wealthy reclusive uncle’s grand and empty mansion trying to find who’s playing the piano because you haven’t seen another soul for weeks except your reflection in the mirror (youtube)

fuck cops all my homies hate cops

I mean it is pretty funny when the director or w/e of la la land is like “we had to fight SO HARD! to get this movie made”

you pitched a musical about LA to an industry based largely in LA starring two of the most famous people in LA what part was hard exactly?

Teaching white people to dance

Happy Oscars!

menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

Virgo Season is all about cleaning, purifying, and figuring out things that don't work and doing away with them. David Koch was one of those things. Thank you Virgo Season for taking out the trash.

RENIEGO (cap. 5: Lamento)

DE AQUÍ NO SALES (cap. 4: Disputa)

Snoop. ❤️