Teenage Obligations (I’m 24)

the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

Pls I love Riri

NO ONE TOUCH ME THEY ARE ALL DATING

this has definitely been done before right

Ah yes, the Aborvid (abortion corvid)

Niall via BeReal - 03/28

I LOVE THIS

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@just-shower-thoughts

A Family portrait during the Spanish Flu, 1918 ♡

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure