my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this
but after i stole it
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my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this
but after i stole it
âWe wonât be seeing you,â Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
âYeah, donât bother to keep in touch,â said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd. âIf anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley â Weasleysâ Wizard Wheezes,â he said in a loud voice, âOur new premises!â
âSpecial discounts to Hogwarts students who swear theyâre going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,â added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes
I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.Â
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as baitâŚitâs chopped up fish parts.
ITâS A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THATâS WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
IâM HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinciâs code or something, this really isnât that important, but, the people need to knowâŚ
nothing better than hanging out w a catâŚ.. love those triangle earsâŚâŚâŚ.. love thos meowsâŚ. the mrowsâŚ.. the mews, if you will,
Guys Iâm crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stopâŚ..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please donât
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughingÂ
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I donât even know if iâll still be on tumblr then
only 2 more years.
why isnt there a âits 2017âł gif ?
at first I thought I would be pissed if they made a second season of 13 reasons why but now there are all these cliffhangers that I need answers to such as
â˘where does Justin go?
â˘what was said during the phone call between Alex and Zach?
â˘does Alex die? (I s2g if my bby dies)
â˘do the Bakerâs win the case?
â˘does Bryce go to jail? (he mf better)
â˘does Clay recover?
â˘what happens after Jessica tells her dad?
â˘what did Tyler do with all those guns?
â˘why did Tyler ominously take down Alexâs picture like that?
â˘does Courtney come to terms with who she is?
â˘does Mr. Porter get fired? (he needs to be)
â˘where did Tony hide his set of tapes?
â˘what does Mr. Porter do with the tapes?
â˘what happens after Sheri turns herself in for the stop sign?
â˘does Sheri tell everyone that Jeff wasnât actually drunk and that it was her fault not his?
I thought the show couldnât go on after the last tape bc thatâs not how it was in the book but all these cliffhangers didnât exist in the book so @ the writers pls give us a second season
-Please Realize That Thereâs More Going On
Someone on twitter posted this and I need these answered
2017 is the last year anyone born in the 90s will be under 18. After this, there will be no more 90s kids.
the age of the stressed 90âs adult is finally dawning
things about the harry potter movies that bother the fans
i love how everyone just knows what âcalmlyâ means