clumsy but not in a cute way

Good morning, I’m having a DELIGHTFUL day

i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another life is not human nature, it’s a symptom of modern society.

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

yoda in one specific youtube video: rockin and rollin.. down to the beach im strollin….

im an autistic trans sex worker, im starving, & i am 200$ short on rent. last night a creepy repeat customer of mine angrily fucked me in my home and fled without paying. i wanted so badly to spend last night launching my podcast but i spent it getting physically abused in front of a camera by a sociopath who literally ran out to his car and peeled out instead of compensating me for my time.

please please please help me. this was supposed to be a day where i start releasing professional content and climb out of my depression spiral. instead im coping with another humiliating traumatic experience and begging for the means to avoid homelessness. i have no dignity left. i never ever have the money to leave my house. i have lost eighty pounds. i will do anything. please. anything helps. please.

https://www.paypal.me/atlpond

https://cash.app/$swordquest

borderlands is the sexiest video game series because it makes bold and brilliant style decisions (clothes, cars, buildings, all of it is dialled up to ELEVEN) and they don’t make a SINGLE reason for it or try to justify it in any way. their worldbuilding is more realistic than anyone ever because they looked at a planet with no rules and no police and complete anarchy and said yeah. our antagonist stapled a face onto his face and people think it’s hot. yeah. sometimes guys just run around shirtless in an icy wasteland for fun. yeah. a lot of citizens paint blood on their houses and they will openly admit they just did it to look badass. half of these people have hard ons for cowboy western aesthetic. sure we’re running for our lives but i need to dye my hair bright red and make it flick up. why are you doing that lilith? because it’s sexy. pandora is sexy. when will your fave video game capture the human instinct to make everything Look Cool For No Reason Whatsoever the way borderlands does

weird how they call it “the british museum” yet practically none of the items on display are british or have any justifiable reason to be in britain

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

straight up, i think we need to start unironically using the term megacorporation

amazon, disney, pepsi, pretty much any company that owns enough subsidiaries that you’re probably touching five of their products at any one time without realizing unless you know very well where everything you buy comes from

that’s a megacorporation

and it’s bad, todd

WE LIVE IN AN OLIGOPOLIC KLEPTOPLUTOCRACY AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE

we care, it’s just hard to spell

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I love! 💖😍

🗣️🗣️ THIS IS NOT A FEEL GOOD STORY

12 year old children should not have to work to afford education

this reminds me of 12 year old black boy up here in Michigan filling pot holes in his neighborhood and they sent him more supplies to finish the holes.. local gov I believe sent him shovel etc.

Investigate a murder at an isolated country manor

Pick up mysterious rumors from the local gossip

Discover an old manuscript hidden in the library that answers some questions but only raises more

Stumble across the secret lever that opens a passageway through the walls of the house

Uncover the ancient treasure buried in the depths of the family crypt

Confront the aged family matriarch with your findings and suspicions even though it’s the middle of the night

Run headlong into a ghost on your way back to your room

Give chase

Find a scrap of their coat that revels the identity of the supposed “specter”

Receive unsettling information about the butler

Gather everyone in the library as a thunderstorm rolls in

Trick the overconfident young heir into confessing to the whole plot

Reveal the scrap of fabric from the “ghost,” which in fact matches the heir’s fiancee’s brother’s coat instead

Sneak out the back as the library descends into a brawl between attempted murderers and heirs

Help yourself to some of the treasure on your way out, as a fee for your detective services

‘Tis the season! Scaredy Cat is popping up around the internet again. I am amazed that so many people continue to love it after I finished it 4 years ago. Thank you so much! <3

For those of you who love Scaredy Cat, mini books are available for purchase in my shop!

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood 

and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like

hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob

You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

That was the wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast

hey syd-the-avenger, this post has over 50 thousand notes. people have added on that the woman on the street below was brendon urie, christine daae, kristin chenoweth, roger taylor, starkid, “literally me”, and “literally you”. and this is the only valid addition.