remember when we all thought swine flu will end the world?
Uno, dos, stress
People don’t hate math. They hate being confused, intimidated, and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it’s taught.
the two italian women who pretended to want a selfie with italian minister of interior (and leader of racist, xenophobic and homophobic right wing party nothern league) at a convention and then proceeded to kiss each other are braver than any us marine. look at his face. look at the shock and disappointment.
it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess
waterloo is stuck in my head again and honestly I couldn’t escape if I wanted to
concept
me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much
stupid brain:
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
me, applying lip balm 30 times a day: you never know when someone is just gonna kiss you
actually there is one more
This rhymes
Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it
Roman emperor in a lower temperature