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@urbanfiltered / urbanfiltered.tumblr.com

50% sadness 50% candy and that's it that's basically what i am welcome 2 my blog <3 (men dni)
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As someone who has dropped the holidays related to my Christian upbringing, the Ides of March is my favorite new adopted holiday. I buy Little Caesar's pizza and am making it a thing to get a new tattoo or piercing each year to count as "being stabbed" and I'm getting my brother in on it so it won't be a lonely tradition. Plus the memes are top notch.

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Bowl painted at a workshop

[image descriptions: three photos of a painted ceramic bowl. the outside is a gradient from orange to yellow, and the inside has several cut-open pomegranates and oranges on a black background, with pomegranate seeds all around. the first two photos are of the bowl freshly painted, and the third is the finished product with a coat of clear glaze. /end i.d.]

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

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