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Calum fucking Hood.
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My heart 😻
other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*
my puppy in the same scenario:
This is better
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If you haven’t seen this moment from his first solo concert then you need to press play. Harry deserves so much love and I’m glad he is receiving it. The way he stands there, staring into the crowd and milking in every second of it. I want to literally die. Moments like this makes supporting and loving him feel so right!
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You only get to revive one fallen warrior...
Blue Hoodie
Berlin Sweatshirt
Flamingo Shorts
Choose Wisely
Surprise Bitches!
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IT’S FUCKING SILVER WHAT OHMYOFSJSJ BITCH HIS SMILE IN THE FIRST AND HIS HAIR IN THE SECOND I CANT HANDLE THIS RN
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Maybe there’s nothing after midnight that could make you stay
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
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mood for forever
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Three days? Easy peasy.
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed
Can we just agree that Scott Lang is one of the most well adjusted, emotionally healthy characters in the MCU?
- Has a great relationship with his daughter
- Has a consistent, steady friendship with 3 people, who also get along with one another
- Has a good relationship with his ex-wife AND her new husband
- Even his parole officer would consider socializing with him
- Provides girlfriend with emotional support
- Genuinely cares about other people
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am i the only one who thinks that michael’s voice is like orgasm?
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Flip your phone upside down
worth it
trestyoselfchris
I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy
Adam & Eve
jpnlinn
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
nefertiti-bangz
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
thefourtwentytimes
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
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explanatorypower
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me
anarcho-individualist
This is the america they don’t want you to see
local-emo-mom
i love america
dalaisa-katili
This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry
rasec-wizzlbang
*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary
wilfulwayfarer
People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.
Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:
- Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.
- Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.
- The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”
- Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”
- The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
- It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”
This was adorable lmao
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FEMA actually uses waffle houses as part of their metrics for disasters. it’s an unofficial metric but it is literally called The Waffle House Index.
The Waffle House Index is an informal metric used by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to determine the effect of a storm and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.
“lf you get there and the Waffle House is closed? That’s really bad… That’s where you go to work.”
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here’s some buff ashton for u. ur welcome ladies.
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Reblog if Luke Hemmings makes you cry on a daily basis.