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@shinyslowbruh / shinyslowbruh.tumblr.com

Hi I'm aaron living in the East Midlands in the uk. Send me a message I always like to chat and meet new people! 18+ NSFW stuff on here! Boyfriend to bigandzesty
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Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

This is oddly specific.

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aj-cub

with the pornpocalypse upon us, here’s my face and butt in the same shot.

because life is short. be a hoe in public. fuck the cis het white tech CEOs whose idea of kink is having their 3 minutes of missionary sex with the lights on instead of off.

be proud of your body, your sexuality, and how you move through the world, and to the folks who think this is vulgar, threatening, inappropriate, immoral—

eat my entire ass.

Love,

AJ

pumaxl

I’d love to baby.

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i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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