opening the tumblr app to do my dailies (blocking and reporting the bots) then closing it again
I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh
Illustration by Rosie Payne
Tumblr: @itsbyrosie
november is the thursday of months
november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other
I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level
good friendships are honestly the most healing and light things in the entire world
he is right and he should say it
existing is exhausting
fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore
since when did THIS
become sexier than THIS?
half of those are fanny packs
while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill
WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension
The World Health Organization is going to do what?!
if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them
imagine a demon heelying down a church aisle drunk on power like “smite THIS, god!!!!” right before plowing fullspeed into the communion table.
COMMUNION TABLE
I hope everyone is having a fucking day
Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.
I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge