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I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy.
I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?”
and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.”
Like Michael Buble and Santa
The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it
This hidden gem KILLED ME
no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa
if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb
lobotomize your coffeemaker
i've always been interested in depictions of pets in ancient greece and rome but i think i've found the best possible one, that being this vase of a woman juggling to entertain her pet goose
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
one small step for a man, even smaller step for dinah
margaret atwood posted an article on twitter about how biological sex isn’t binary and terfs are losing their minds and talking about how sex is divided into “gestators and inseminators” (i’ve literally never seen that phrase used before and it made me gag”) and how “you wrote a whole book about this and now you’re perpetuating this nonsense?” as if one of the primary take-aways of that very book isn’t that separating people into social classes based on their ability to “gestate” and “inseminate” is unethical, oppressive, highly damaging, etc
like….way to completely entirely 100% miss the point and then embarrass yourself by trying to lecture the author over your own stupidity lol
buffy summers appreciation week 2020 ↳ day four: favorite slay/battle → Buffy vs. Angelus “Buffy stares at him, his words hitting home. She looks exhausted, and terribly sad. She shuts her eyes. He lunges, shooting his arm out, the sword straight at her face. Without opening her eyes she slams her palms together over the blade, stopping it an inch from her face. She opens her eyes, meets his gaze, and realizes what she has is herself.”
I want to be loved. That is not the same as loving.
Little Women (2019), dir. Greta Gerwig
From “Dendrology” by Linda Westin
Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had set their books out into the world like ships onto the sea. These books gave Matilda a comforting message: “You are not alone.”
Matilda 🌼 (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
“Magic happens at Las Pozas. Just like in work by Salvador Dalí, at Las Pozas art portrays one thing as another, invents a reality put in place of conventional, official, socially acceptable reality. More than painting a picture or sculpting an object, they produced an atmosphere, a privileged place.” ~ Irene Herner
Nestled in the thick jungles of San Luis Potosí, Mexico, Edward James discovered the perfect setting for staging his life’s masterpiece. A surrealist labyrinth unfolds amid waterfalls and ponds—natural and man-made—that prepare the mind for immersion into a dream world. With buildings that evoke nonsense, doors leading nowhere, stairways to the sky and concrete flowers that sprout beside real ones, one man’s dreams are realized and reality is displaced by fantasy.
