Hyper-Masculine product commercial

Finally! 

[aggressively masculine commercial announcer voice] Yo bro! You ever been thirsty but you didn’t want to drink water cause clear’s a gay color? Well me and the bros at the lab got something new for ya. We took water and mixed it with the manliest liquid on the planet: diesel fuel. This new product is called H2bro!

Now you don’t gotta worry about being gay, cause you’re just swallowing a bro! You feeling really thirsty? How ‘bout you just open your mouth and suck on a bro.

It also helps with muscles. My bro makes me rock hard!

No mo’ no homo’s, put a bro in your throat. 

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

The Scots were right all along

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

the Scots were right all along

birthday party pepe

Person recording: “Oh my god!” [laughs]

Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.”

Person recording: “Oh, shit.”

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: bae me: no hillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke? me: no hillary hillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯???? me *beginning to cry*: n..no

It’s the best box in the world

The only unboxing video that matters.

::soft gasp:: a fresh shipment of squeakers!

WHAT’S IN THE BOooAAAAAAWWWWWW

Man at Ohio State gets caught watching porn in class when headphones aren’t plugged in

even if it was on silent you still have people behind you i would transfer

There’s no recovering from that

I’d get plastic surgery change my name go into witness protection like it’s over bye

LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

your friend group will gradually get gayer and gayer throughout the years 

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

“We never just talk anymore.”