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Fun fact: Ivysaur never lost a battle on-screen in any animated pokemon media.
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went to the svalbard seed vault on google earth and found myself confronted with what appears to be the Seed Guardian
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I want to hold it 🥺👉👈
Bears are more terrifying than most movie monsters. Most people just pass that by because they're so adorable.
I may die trying to hug a bear
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the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven
this is the best day of my life
update: my shoe is a chew toy
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when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle
i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad
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Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers
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please tell me about this tom paris has two dads theory you mention
It’s not mine, can’t remember where I saw it. Basically two different people played “Tom’s dad,” Richard Herd and Warren Munsen. While it’s mentioned in S1:E1 “Caretaker” that he has a father Owen, from then on both are only referred to as “Admiral Paris” and no one ever mentions Tom’s mother. Tom talks about his childhood a lot and you’d think she’d come up at least once.
Now from a production standpoint it’s obvious that they cast one guy and then either changed their minds or he wasn’t available. But that’s not how star trek theories work. Since everything has to have an in-universe reason, the simplest answer is that he has two dads, both of whom are admirals in starfleet, and both of whom are crotchety old men.
Now, some may say “why didn’t he say dads or ever specify he didn’t have a mom?” And to them I say because it’s the 24th century. No one gives two shits if you have gay dads. It’d be like telling a story “So my mom was driving me to school, she has brown hair, and we saw a Bolian in a wig!” It’s completely irrelevant unless he ever needed to specify one dad vs the other but he never did since they’re so similar.
love it. i shouldn’t laugh at the idea that tom paris managed to disappoint TWO admirals paris but i’m snickering a little bit.
Tom paris has daddy issues squared
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loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach
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Anonymous asked:
i'm surprised you don't seem to have done any cursed biology posts about seahorses--got any cursed/blessed facts about them?
have you ever noticed how seahorses seem so... weirdly stiff?
they move almost more like a terrible 3D render than a fish.
but it turns out there's a good reason for this!
it's becauuussee....
THIS MAN.
HE IS. ALL BONES.
Seahorse bones look like how the Halloween animal skeleton designers think animal skeletons work
