your cocks lookin a little al dente there pal

no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

BITCH i love milk get your vitamins GET YOUR VITAMINS

*turns into this and never turns back* 

nooo dont sacrifice yourself on a cross to save humanity’s sins your so sexy haha

rachel knows

Get this out of my face I’m dead serious

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

I think it’s funny when it’s busy at Starbucks and the gay baristas get mean

y’all on tumblr be like: minecraf……moomin……wooloo……..trans rights…….cottagecore…….cowboys….. and! you’re right 

vvitch better have my money

payeth me what thee owe me

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

This is my kind of “reblog for the money” post.

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

the anon function is for love confessions

me

Depression meal 3312

Slightly reheated pizza because you were too bored to wait

we were literally put on this earth to love and be loved

One day you will place your last Minecraft block.

Is this a fucking threat