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@96lux

Don't ask me where I get my protein from
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Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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fr0stedlips

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

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I looked in the mirror today and I was like "DAMN WHO ARE YOU GIVE ME THEM DIGITS"

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