The battle of the gays 😂😂

When two queens who can read go head to head

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

a thrown silver money clip with $50 in it and an empty aladdin wallet

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

Captain Man

THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

(Fart Sound Effect With Applied Reverb.)

It’s 4AM and I’m gonna die

imagine going spelunking alone at night and hearing this deep within the cave

so fast via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2IjPwGt

Saying It Like It Is

Happy Easter ! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2uCvwN2

He won’t be laughing when he kills you via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2pTrBG2

Shidded via /r/dank_meme http://bit.ly/2E5Kwm9

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever heard

Sorry all I can think about is how pissed off everyone else in this dorm must be

what is this song i should know this i feel like a dumbass

“Binary Sunset” from Star Wars.

And man, is this gorgeous.

Look if it’s anywhere near finals week hearing pretty music that gives you nostalgia would be a godsend even if he played in the middle of the night so thank you sir.

That’s so pretty!!  *^_^*

It’s crazy because until I left school I’d never met someone who hadn’t watched Star Wars before. It’s still a pretty crazy concept to me.

Oh… my god…

It’s so melancholy and lonely and EPIC!

asdfhtksjnxkskcnzk…..

I fuckin’ love it!

Raising the roof since 1993 via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2HrwNbj

Agalloch Mosh Pit. 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

vegans really act like when you die you go through the sorrow boss fight and see the souls of every animal you’ve ever eaten in your life like

imagine getting here and seeing a few humans