48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

Where the milfs

with their kids 

U right

This some beautiful shit

Trainspotting (1996)

this pepper is way too small

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

self-love

Maya Angelou (via psych2go)

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

BBQ

blease be quiet