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Finds Me a Dragon!

@turnipgirl / turnipgirl.tumblr.com

Dere is absolutely no zazz to be found. Not here, anyway. Not in dese parts.
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I have my folder of screencaps set as my screensaver and the above pictures appeared one after the other.

It's like my computer's witnessed me writing so much fic that it's having a go itself.

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if people really wanted to know, this is our mean girls/dethklok line up:

  • Regina George: Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  • Gretchen Wieners: Magnus Hammersmith
  • Karen Smith: Nathan Explosion
  • Cady Heron: Toki Wartooth
  • Janis Ian: Pickles
  • Damien: Murderface
  • Mrs. George: Charles

thats it 

AND NONE FOR MAGNUS HAMMERSMITH BYE

im laugine so ahrd rn i canjot omg

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turnipgirl

That's gotta be embarrassing for Skwisgaar, falling for Kalteen bars when the nutritional information's in his mother tongue.

Also, with his combined skills of being good at numbers and rapping, surely Charles is Kevin G?

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The pen with which I write my fic. I saw it in the gift shop at the Jorvik Centre when I was there ages ago and sort of cackled in a 'I need this because of fandom reasons' way. idk if it helps the writing process* but it still makes me laugh

*it doesn't

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i did the thing lemon

apparently in really weird blue-grey light

also that pen is not a great pen when it comes to, you know, writing and stuff but (tbc)

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valhalska

i’m only like a month and two days late but HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY TURNIP!!!!! >o< ilu lots i hope it was well!!!! 

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turnipgirl

AAAHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH! ♥♥♥ so cuuuuute lookit toki's face

(and belated presents are better than regular presents when you think about it because it's like a surprise second birthday! :D

a second birthday that involves s/t! :DD)

thank yooou <3

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Episode idea for season five

After a musical argument gets completely out of hand, Skwisgaar and Toki decide that the only way to settle things is to represent their respective countries in Eurovision.

Skwisgaar packs more notes into three minutes than anyone ever has before (and possibly definitely needs a glittery Thunderhorse for the occasion).

Toki writes the catchiest earworm ever and still manages to throw in a guitar solo (but has to revamp his outfit from Bookklok because it is not fabulous enough for Eurovision).

It'd probably end up being a tie and they'd have to hold the following year's competition on the Norwegian-Swedish border.

Meanwhile, the American members of the band tag along and wonder what the fuck is going on.

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