rip.

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

Is it impostor syndrome?

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

putting these outside businesses I do not own

This is the funniest comment I've seen today

A customer just called and asked, “Do you have music?”

I paused a moment and said, “We do have concerts coming up, yes.”

She asked, “When are they?”

And I said, “We have several options.  Is there a certain kind of concert you’re looking for?”

And she said, “what’s the difference?”

Again I paused, and then explained that there are different kinds of music, like classical, pop, rock, etc. The phone call is over, but I’m still not over it.

She called back! She wanted to know “some dates for music.”

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

Headache Treatments in 1890s Known as Vibration Therapy

people just did shit back then huh

Well what the fuck now

please help me

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

Graphics glitch makes for entertaining weather report…🔊 🔊

Animorphs into myself

animorphing into a happier version of yourself