I’m phobic

Just scared

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

potty mouth bird

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

One of my favorite videos 😂

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

when a song sucks but gets twelve points anyway

When your favorite song barely gets any points

when australia is in the eurovision

Its time to go back to sleep, Europe

See yall next year.

Lmao eurovision results got people like

I still believe Denmark, Hungary, And Ukraine deserved better

So next year we’re all sending the gayest entries to ever gay in eurovision

remember when Justin Timberlake performed at Eurovision and we were all like

YOU THOUGHT, SWEDEN. YOU THOUGHT

finland deserved better

YES YES YES ISRAEL YES

YES FEMINIST CHICKEN DANCING YES