me……….

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape

an open letter

(patreon)

lol u ever get tired of having to pretend to react to shit? “omg how do u feel now that ur abt to graduate!!” im uhhhhhh shitting my pants Margaret im great

This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen

My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

This is wonderful

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

me flirting: okay so how temporary is this?

She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo

That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me

there’s no way borzois aren’t creatures from hell just look at this fucker

hey, he wants to be long. we all do sometimes. dont give him shit for it

→ Hugo

Dissociation be like

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved