I should really stop telling people to fight me every 5 seconds. I'm literally 5 feet tall and I can't even throw a punch.
HELLA YEAH I DO SPORTS.. Yeah on the wii
calum coming home to you in the middle of a face mask and hes like “wtf is on your face” and you go “it’s for my skin, to make sure its all smooth and stuff” and he kinda looks at it a bit more and you just turn to calum “do you want to do one too” and he’s kinda hesitant but he ends up doing it anyway and after he washes it off he goes “OH MY GOD BABE THIS IS SO NICE, MY SKIN IS SO SMOOTH, WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC” and you’re like “I TOLD YOU SO”
rip me, rip you, rip all of us.
……why would you get a dream catcher tattoo? Good luck absorbing all that fucking negativity and basically inviting bad spirits into you,,, what the fuck????? How do you not even know why you wouldn’t put it on your skin????
how harry and liam end every conversation: BIG DICK SQUAD OUT *high five*
I want Ashton to cut his hair. There I said it. The truth is out. Fight me.
someone around me: [breathes] me: haha bro that reminds me of this one time that 1d-
When you look at your mirror and it says you look hot af and then your camera says you look like shit. Everyone's problem
when you’re done with zayn’s shit
NO omfg what is wrong with you?! I literally have no words with how disgusted by you I am right now jesus fucking christ I literally have no words…
lmao chill at least she recycled
The line that will go down in history.
How I feel about Zayn
I have lost all respect for Zayn.
Before y'all get mad, let me explain.
Days before he left the band, he was spotted with someone other than Perrie. The left the band saying he wanted a normal life and this career choice wasn’t for him. But low and behold, we have him coming out with a single that had to be fucking leaked by naughty boy on fucking sound cloud. Like I literally did not even know who naughty boy was until he leaked that. He needed basic ass sound cloud to get his name out their😂😂 like okay. As Louis said, Naughty Boy is riding on another persons career. This makes me so mad that he felt the need to lie to us and say that he was leaving because he wanted a normal life and then hits us with his new single ((made with naughty boy)). Then time pass and fans forgive him – hell, even I did.
Now let’s recall some other events that have happened. Naughty boy disses Louis, Zayn stay quite. Naughty Boy disses the fans, Zayn stays quite. Little Mix disses Harry, Zayn stays quite. (I like LM, but this is just one of my points that I’m making.) Louis disses Naughty Boy, Zayn finally speaks up. What is the common factor here, ZAYN. He didn’t stick up for his fans, Louis, or Harry. He only stuck up for one person, and that’s Naughty Boy.
So, so far, this is what we have: •Zayn leaves •Lies about why he’s leaving •Makes a single with a greasy burrito •Fans and is so called “best friends/mates” gets dissed, he stay quite. •Naughty Boy gets dissed, Zayn speaks up and is really rude.
I mean, isn’t HE the one in that interview that said it wouldn’t be that same with out one of them? Yes, yes it was him. He didn’t even bother defending us or his best friends of 5 years, but defended someone that has been rude this whole entire time.
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
Lukeyy