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Walton-on-Naze, 03/04/16

My 6 month old kitten is so huge that I started suspecting she’s half lion. So I decided to test it.

oH MY GOD

reblog if school has actually made you cry

like the stress, the pressure and everything ya know. everyone keeps saying like ‘school makes me cry’ and stuff but has it really made you cry bc i cried a lot of times tbh

I’m crying right now sooooo…..

Here’s a cat thing. Obviously it doesn’t cover everything, but still some pretty common foods around most peoples homes.

I’m so glad I found the cat one! I keep finding the dog one and that’s cool and everything, but cats are important too.

Steamed broccoli is only in limited amounts or you’ll wind up with a really gassy furball!

Owners found this dog in the backyard paralyzed. Only thing on the pet was a small wound, no other signs of trauma. Can you see what’s wrong? It’s pretty impressive, though not for the dog. Owners took the pet home AMA.

Found it, will let others look.

Poor thing.

a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online.

ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in the interests of safety i’ve emptied out my face tag and may temporarily deactivate or password protect this blog.

please reblog this and get the word out, and if you pray, please pray for me and my fellow Saudi LGBTQ+/MOGAI family.

ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs. 

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

@brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.

I love shit like this.

People Who Take Instructions Too Literally.

I love the kid that named the rectangle Tedison

Honestly who cares if teenagers are making $15/hour? Teens can belong to abusive households and need money to get away. Teens can be poor. A $15 minimum wage might actually prevent kids from dropping out of school to work.

Seriously, why does it bother people that teenagers might make $15/hour?

THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAID

What if the teenager doesn’t really need the money? Great! They can save it for college! Or maybe help with household expenses! Use it to buy their own food and clothes to help their parents!

JUST GIVE PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE

Cat Behavior

No but seriously why did this come from Sainsbury's Bank? Like really?

Sainsbury's BANK.

Not Sainsbury's Pet Insurance or something, no.

It's Sainsbury's fucking BANK.

Imagine if a trending hashtag in Gotham is #ImTellingBatman for all the times people see Robins doing stupid shit like playing rooftop tag or stopping to pet the police dogs 

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

SORRY?? SORRY???? This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen Jesus Christ everyone look at this

Imagine walking into a room with your icon, a frozen turkey, some legos, four bananas, a pack of lightbulbs and three folding chairs. You overhear your icon asking “What could possibly go wrong?”

People commit suicide to end their suffering. This is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. In Buddhism, this is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.