I hope Adele is having a swell day.
ok, rude
if your dreams ever get crushed, snort them back up like cocaine and move along with your life
now this is the Christmas mood
βyou have nice handsβ means finger me like thatβs it
I think youβre spiritually a new yorker
this is the nicest way to call someone an asshole i think
itβs so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor itβs because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, βsorry for the misunderstanding!β i canβt wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say βsorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morningβ and my coworkers will be like βoh worm.β
writing a love letter and leaving a lipstick kiss mark at the bottomβ¦. highest form of romanceβ¦.
JosΓ© de Ribera (1591-1652)
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